| I'm Mexican and PROUD OF IT!!!...so enjoy this list a friend gave me... WHY MEXICANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS: 1) 8:45 am is too early for us to be up. 2) We're always late. We would've missed all 4 flights. 3) Pretty people distract us. 4) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5) With food and drinks on the plane, we'd forget why we're there. 6) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 7) We would ALL want to fly the plane. 8) We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9) We can't keep a secret. We would've told everyone about our plans the week before and... 10) We would've put the Mexican flag on the windshield. |
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"Its like a gun substitute. When you look at it, it can be a weapon of sorts. Personally, I get as much enjoyment out of looking at a guitar & holding it as I would actually playing it. Is that weird? Is that perverse or what?! It definitely is weird" -KK
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I'll destroy the mall with my laser-shooting pingas! D8<
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Kisametard C:
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My brain is en route to Pluto. It'll be 245 years before it comes back.
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My brain is en route to Pluto. It'll be 245 years before it comes back.
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Remember yesterday, think about tomorrow but live today life is to short anyway.
TF Addicted!
how could you resist that face? he's too cute!
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My brain is en route to Pluto. It'll be 245 years before it comes back.
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SSDD. No bounce. No play.
Run, jump, die, repeat.
Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
Pyro of the AltMal army
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My brain is en route to Pluto. It'll be 245 years before it comes back.
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SSDD. No bounce. No play.
Run, jump, die, repeat.
Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
Pyro of the AltMal army
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